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postllimit:

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

babyferaligator:

housewifeswag:

look at dis rolly baby

its a wrinkle

babyferaligator:

housewifeswag:

look at dis rolly baby

its a wrinkle

(Source: cute-overload, via cuwa)

You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

(via meowwuff)

literallyrad:

my english teacher is totally hot and today he told me in front of his entire class that he thought i was the funniest person he’s ever met and i said “funnier than your wife?” and now i have detention 

(via love-and-warr)

love-and-warr:

fuckityfuck123:

meowwuff:

servinroyalhighness:

Is primark fucking serious?

Omgg what haha

Omg wtf haha

I think you should go to primark hahah

Haha yep

love-and-warr:

fuckityfuck123:

meowwuff:

servinroyalhighness:

Is primark fucking serious?

Omgg what haha

Omg wtf haha

I think you should go to primark hahah

Haha yep

meowwuff:

servinroyalhighness:

Is primark fucking serious?

Omgg what haha

Omg wtf haha

meowwuff:

servinroyalhighness:

Is primark fucking serious?

Omgg what haha

Omg wtf haha

harry-frickin-potter:

DO YOU EVER GET A REALLY GOOD HUG FROM SOMEONE AND YOU’RE LIKE WAIT NO HUG ME MORE

(via ok4y)

andrew-scotttt:

gnny:

the thing about living in australia is there’s always some weird animal making some fucked up noise outside your window

We’ve got that in England too but we call them chavs

(via h0ealert)

aduhm:

muscleluvr2:

cyberpark:

guccipoop:

She looks dumb as hell

it’s more embarrassing that they’re still together

why do they look so happy to be there? they standing out in the mall with big ass grins on their faces like “haha aren’t we a cute couple? this is the third time my boyfriend fucked another girl so i had to get creative with the punishments.” she’s dating a dude who not only cheated on her but has the worst taste in shoes of any human being to ever live

aduhm:

muscleluvr2:

cyberpark:

guccipoop:

She looks dumb as hell

it’s more embarrassing that they’re still together

why do they look so happy to be there? they standing out in the mall with big ass grins on their faces like “haha aren’t we a cute couple? this is the third time my boyfriend fucked another girl so i had to get creative with the punishments.” she’s dating a dude who not only cheated on her but has the worst taste in shoes of any human being to ever live

(via scars-scars-scars-scars)

oomshi:

vegay:

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

this can be taken two ways

(Source: plnts, via scars-scars-scars-scars)

i’ve mastered the art of not giving a fuck while simultaneously caring way too much

(Source: lordoftheinternet, via scars-scars-scars-scars)